Featured Players: the Game Master, Melchor the Eater (a Member of Miss Kinsey's Dining Club)
GM: The elevator doors open and you see a mandrill sitting on a stool near the controls. It's wearing a little bellboy uniform.
Melchor: Does it seem agitated? Does it look like it's going to attack me if I come too close?
GM: It looks bored. You get the impression it's a staff member, like it's there to operate the elevator.
Melchor: I'll go up to it and start picking through it's hair, looking for ticks. If I find any I'll eat them.
GM: It seems to appreciate the attention.